Saturday, October 9, 2010

Endhiran frenzy continues..Here are some Rajinikanth Jokes that our users have shared

If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Rajnikant had a nomorequeue coupon to book tickets,the coupon was valid for one time use,but he used the coupon on other shopping portals too to buy flight tickets,buy stuff and recharge his mobile.

Jaha na pahuche Ghajini waha pahuche Rajni.

rajnikanth can divide by zero

When rajni joins twitter, you don't have to follow him, you will mandatory get his tweets

When Rajnikanth went hiking and he felt cold, he pulled up a hill to form the mt.everest to stop the cold winds from the north.

When rajnikant wants to cross a river, he pulls a fish on the surface, stands on it and crosses the river.

Once Rajnikanth was invited to be part of Bigg Boss house. The next thing we heard was "Rajnikanth chahte hain, Bigg Boss confession room mein aayen"

‎20yrs later Robots will make a film called "RAJNIKANT"

Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

In his next movie, his dialogue is if I kick u even google can't find you....

Raja Kar Aye U Raskalaa .......

In movie MUTHU when he went to other state on horse with meena and ask sum one there a kiss in other language(erruth urreu UMMA thareo)

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

When Rajinkanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.

There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajinikanth is a champion in ‘Hide n’ seek’ game, as no one can hide from him.

Rajinikanth's acting is so good that he even makes onions cry.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.

Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.

Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.

Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear
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